tis the season

[deployed]

IT'S THE MISTLETOE MEME!!

congratulations, you and some other poor suspecting fool are trapped under the mistletoe and only a kiss will set you free.
enjoy your holiday hijinks.

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[sistershoggoth]

[ She makes a childish face, ]

Spare me. You're one of those fuckers who tells too many shitty puns, aren't you.

[sizeofyourbaggage]

[ His expression just kind of lights up a little when she mentions puns. ]

All right, you don't gotta call fowl play. I'll just wing it instead, so we don't both egret it.

[ They're maybe not the same in conversation, but the mental connection makes his intention clear, and he loves dumb bird jokes too much to resist. ]

[sistershoggoth]

You're the worst. I'm gonna make you sit under this mistletoe until you starve.

[sizeofyourbaggage]

[ There's a pause as he considers that - he really doesn't want to be stuck here, all right, and he's a big fan of kissing her. ]

Okay, I'll cut it out. Didn't mean to ruffle any feathers.

[ It's like he can't help himself. ]

[sistershoggoth]

[ She punches him in the shoulder, roughly. ]

You have a disease.