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bellamy blake. ([personal profile] deployed) wrote in [community profile] emptynesters2017-12-12 01:27 pm

tis the season



IT'S THE MISTLETOE MEME!!

congratulations, you and some other poor suspecting fool are trapped under the mistletoe and only a kiss will set you free.
enjoy your holiday hijinks.
huntsmachines: (uh)

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[personal profile] huntsmachines 2017-12-12 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, Shiro...?

[ Aloy peers upwards. ]

What's that plant?
shiro2hero: (don't ask me to do math)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-13 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Black Lion appear and crush him now, because why him.]

...

It's mistletoe? I think?

[Maybe not???]
huntsmachines: (sunlight)

[personal profile] huntsmachines 2017-12-13 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Blink. Blink. ]

Mistletoe.

Why is it being hung up like that? Is it just for decoration? Or is it supposed to keep bad spirits away or something?

[ RIP Shiro. ]
shiro2hero: (you're really not allowed to do that)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-13 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god.]

Because... it's tradition... You put it up, and ... whoever walks under it has to kiss.

[Rest in pepperoni.]
huntsmachines: (i got this)

[personal profile] huntsmachines 2017-12-13 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aloy blinks again, then bursts into a giggle. ]

Oh! So we have to kiss?
shiro2hero: (shit i can't believe that worked)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She's laughing. Okay -- that's a much better reaction than he expected.]

Yeah, that's it. As long as you're okay with it.
huntsmachines: (flutter by)

[personal profile] huntsmachines 2017-12-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aloy smiles. Shiro is a friend--a good one, even. She reaches out to pay him on the shoulder. ]

Shiro, you're one of the people that I think I'd be happy to share a kiss with.

[ OKay. She's blushing just a little. ]
shiro2hero: (HAHA dad jokes are great)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-13 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I didn't want to assume. I don't think I could do that to you.

[Because they're friends. Because of that, he would hate taking advantage.]

[He does grip her hand, where it sits on his shoulder.]


All right then. Where would you be comfortable with?

[Shiro shut up and smooch her.]
huntsmachines: (:))

[personal profile] huntsmachines 2017-12-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aloy snorts a little. Almost a laugh. ]

Shut up and c'mere...

[ She reaches up to wrap her arms around Shiro's neck--a little awkward, since her only other kissing experience is with someone about the same height as her--and tugs him down for a kiss. ]
shiro2hero: (big bi awakening)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, sorry...

[He shakes his head, before Aloy pulls him down. It's all right. They can both be a little bit awkward about this. But hey, at least he's got some experience these days.]

[So he bends his head easily enough to her. For a very gentle kiss.]
sistershoggoth: (pic#8730481)

[personal profile] sistershoggoth 2017-12-12 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no, there's no escape, she just lays one on him. ]
shiro2hero: (did i leave the gas on)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-13 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Insert the mental version of a keysmash. Right here.]

Annie--!?
sistershoggoth: (pic#8730480)

[personal profile] sistershoggoth 2017-12-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ She grins at him, all mischief. ]

Pucker up, I'm not done.
shiro2hero: (me @ god why me)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-16 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Do what now.

[is she serious.]
sistershoggoth: (pic#8730478)

[personal profile] sistershoggoth 2017-12-17 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, did I fuckin' stutter? What the fuck do you think I mean?

[ She puts a hand on her hip, looking both mean and impatient. ]
shiro2hero: (why does no one think i'm funny)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-17 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I thought we just -- kissed already?
sistershoggoth: (pic#8730475)

[personal profile] sistershoggoth 2017-12-24 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Are you telling me no?!

[ Wow, how dare. ]
shiro2hero: (don't ask me to do math)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-12-24 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
...


I don't know what's happening.