emptynesters | fuck marry kill

fuck marry kill - the meme!

+ Post your character!
+ Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, out of game, npcs, it's all good
+ They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.
+ Discuss! Cajole! Tease! Feel free to threadjack, harangue, and argue with the results... or the very question itself. How dare they!

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marry lakshmi, fuck rust, kill sam quickly and painlessly in his sleep? better than subjecting him to the alternatives

WOW fake-marry cathaway as pretext and mine her for information whilst fighting off the pull of the nest (aka slowly succumbing), fuck rhan as pretext and mine her for information, kill annie

marry misato, fuck lakshmi, kill ritsuko. he would switch around lakshmi and ritsuko but misato might be ungovernably pissed at that configuration, so sorry ritsuko he'll see you on the other side peacesign

THE

WEDDING

IS

ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL OF THEM?????????????????

I mean lakshmi does want 5 husbands

but I don't think she wants 2 of them to be the same person

1) if she had her way he'd be dead

2) he is already 4+ people rolled into one, no biggie dealio

LOOK. THINKING about HOW YOU WOULD KILL PEOPLE AS SOON AS U LOOK AT THEM. does not MEAN you want them DEAD. ITS LIKE THINKING ABOUT THE WEATHER.

what makes him think she’d be at all consoled by him fucking lakshmi as opposed to ritsuko??? unless the whole thing is an exercise in empathy ie showing her how an inferiority complex blossoms in which case bravo

lakshmi is a stranger and a walking talking historical relic, it's like fucking a cartoon hero from your favorite fictional war movie; ritsuko is misato's best and only friend and longtime confidant, there is significantly more betrayal inherent in his fucking ritsuko !!

but he can switch them around to misato's liking HER CAPRICE MAKES THE CALL