Seriously? [ said with an uuuggghh sort of tone. that's cheating. ] Anything teleporting or super speed should be illegal in sports, that's just common sense, right?

[ come on, people, don't be pricks. sam's yet to meet a teleporter in the hive, though, he thinks, but maybe his memory just sucks. learning it on a court would not make the best impression.

he snorts, chuckling, and thinks he'd much rather be doing the dodgeball thing than hanging out watching whatever this native sport thing is supposed to be. ]

But yeah, sure, diplomacy through dodgeballs to the face, I could see it. [ this is The Sarcasm, but in good nature, because he's sam anders. ] Then maybe we can all hold hands and defeat the enemy douchelord with the power of friendship.