I tried to get my fuckin' brood to play dodgeball with me on Station, ok. Guess why that sucked?

[ She raises an eyebrow, and does not wait for him to guess: ]

They could both fucking teleport. It was the absolute fucking worst.

[ Swaying lazily, heel to toe, ]

Maybe they'll be so impressed with our amazing team sports they'll give up the goods, right? Somebody will own up to being an enemy douchelord if we win the game fairly?

[ She's... joking... ]