S72 HANDWAVE CR MEME

[erbier]

CHARACTER INFO
NAME:
CANON:
BROOD:

WHAT'S UP: Short synopsis of current status.
LIVING HABITS:
HOBBIES:
ANNOYING HABITS:
WHAT ARE THEY DOING "OFF SCREEN"?:
SHARED EXPERIENCES: Link exciting threads that brood/Hive would have been peripherally aware of!
ETC?:

<span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 22pt; line-height: 22pt;">CHARACTER INFO</span> <b>NAME:</b> <b>CANON:</b> <b>BROOD:</b> <b>WHAT'S UP:</b> <b>LIVING HABITS:</b> <b>HOBBIES:</b> <b>ANNOYING HABITS:</b> <b>WHAT ARE THEY DOING "OFF SCREEN"?:</b> <b>SHARED EXPERIENCES:</b> <b>ETC?:</b>

Comments

[unsea]

how better to murder people than by literally scaring them to death........

[unsea]

hope you're not a vegan!!!!!

[erbier]

well I mean. she can also electrocute or stab them.

[unsea]

:D :D :D :D :D

equivalent of "mara jade once insulted my entire existence once it was awesome" right here

[snaphiss]

ngl shes gonna awkwardly apologize to ilde about it

'so uh while you were away...'

[unsea]

i mean if you want to go big physical violence is always an option

[erbier]

I'm so excited.

[snaphiss]

STOP OVERUSING YOUR QUEEN

[snaphiss]

look she doesnt know what flirting is she only understands insults

[unsea]

"lacking skill set" you say

[snaphiss]

handwaved chess lessons and Judgement

also tbh she probably doesn't understand that the sam alien meme isn't a serious threat to his secret identity!!!! until someone explains its a joke

[snaphiss]

they probably dance while insulting each other at The Ball im sry

[snaphiss]

someone told mara that parker is a dick so mara's half tempted to hunt her down and see for herself ngl

[snaphiss]

throws his dirty dishes on his bed when he's out

youre fucking embarrassing jacen

[snaphiss]

oh god can they watch the news together

DOES HE EVER ARGUE WITH THE NEWS

[unsea]

not so subtly stomping on one another's toes the entire time

[erbier]

!!!!

Ilde would be so pleased if Mara and Steve argued about the news together!!!!

[whowhatnow]

CHARACTER INFO
NAME: Nathaniel Horn
CANON: Original
BROOD: Shaula

WHAT'S UP: Shirking work LIKE USUAL. Probably chilling with Petre and getting little to nothing done. Probably getting the high score on all the games at the local arcade.
LIVING HABITS: Surprisingly not as messy as you think he might be, with his lax attitude. Sometimes sleeps in, sometimes sleeps a few hours and spends time just exploring the alleyways and all the cool little places around the area. He really HATES routine - he'll try to change his day up any way he can. and will often bug people to go along with him to try out some new restaurant or arcade he just found.

Really likes casual clothing akin to futuristic hoodies and sweatshirts - more or less androgynous and very loose wear so he can change easily. Owns a music player and just goes around listening to the latest hits. He can't cook for himself at all and almost always eats out.

HOBBIES: Fun! FUN. Seriously, the boy wants nothing more than to have a good time. Loves games, pranks, and finding out cool new alien species to copy. He also has a weird fascination with dissecting bodies (blame his species) but fortunately for everyone he doesn't always indulge in that.

ANNOYING HABITS: He loves jokes. He loves jokes at the expanse of others. If you woke up to find your pillows glued to the ceiling, it was probably him. He really doesn't want to be mean-spirited so they're not too mean, but he definitely doesn't take himself seriously very much at all. Also probably shapeshifts into people he doesn't like and makes annoying impressions of them. Also he flirts LIKE A MADMAN. He doesn't expect to be reciprocated but he's definitely very open about trying to use terrible pick-up lines.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING "OFF SCREEN"?: Having a good time. Secretly trying to push himself to take things more seriously and train.
SHARED EXPERIENCES: He was SUPER vulnerable after the bombing thing a while ago and is trying to recover fully from that - also Ilde did him a frighten. Thanks Ilde.
ETC?:

nate is the frying pan and the pieces of bread are this game

[unsea]

wiNK WONKS AT YOU

[decommission]

maybe...........................

[erbier]

SHE GAVE HIM A FRIGHT??? UUUUUH!!!!!!!!!

[unsea]

do u want to learn how to throw someone down w/o breaking them since you're Considerate






ew....

[decommission]

who doesn't argue with the news??? I'm watching the debate so this feels very appropriate rn

[whowhatnow]

HE WAS HAVING A NICE BODY HORROR EXPERIENCE WITH A REAL BRO AND YOU HAD TO RUIN THE MOMENT!!!!!! GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#TRIGGERED

[erbier]

You made her life a living nightmare first okay.